Ok these are the IPA battle strategies. Some of these are actual United States Military battle plans and strategies.
Our first tactic is the hit and run strategy. (actual American Revolution war strategy)First, you find some sort of barrier, or defensive wall, then you run out, from behind you barrier, and throw snowballs like crazy. Then you run back. If ordered, you will run out, and charge the enemy, and get all mixed up with them, and fight, while other penguins hit the enemy with snowballs, still from behind the barriers.
The second tactic is a “hide and throw snowballs”This strategy is where all of our troops hide in positions around our enemy, and throw snowballs at them. Surrounding them is the crucial part of the tactic, otherwise, it won’t work that well. Sometimes, we might all come out of our positions and charge, at the same time, while watching our enemy retreat, not being able to fight us.
The third tactic is to spread out all over the map, and whenever an enemy soldier comes into sight, we throw snowballs at him or her, and destroy them. We can only go into most of the rooms, and positions have to change every time we use this tactic, otherwise it will be really obvious where we are all hiding. The only positions that have to stay the same every time, is soldiers guarding the beach, lighthouse, and beacon. This is one I actually made myself, and I think it is the best strategy. It’s pretty much just ambushing them wherever.
The fourth tactic is to just get all mixed up with the enemy, and try to break their defenses, which then we will be able to win. This strategy is just don’t have any order or ornagization, just fight the enemy in whatever position you want!

March 4, 2008 at 6:41 am
nice
March 5, 2008 at 6:14 am
You will be crushed by BVF the Blue Viking Federation
Hollister765: That was random but we can fight. All we need is for you to declare war and its on! i don’t care what you do we can and will fight if you declare war!
March 5, 2008 at 6:21 am
I DECLARE WAR
Hollister765: You already said that, what server, what room and what is your site
March 5, 2008 at 6:22 am
BRING IT ON
Hollister765: What is your site? and what server and what room?
March 5, 2008 at 6:26 am
MAMMOTH, DOJO, http://WWW.BUFONOTIS.WORDRESS.COM
March 5, 2008 at 6:30 am
HURRY UP
Hollister765: The battle isn’t until friday, what do I have to hurry for? Its Tuesday
March 5, 2008 at 7:30 am
Don’t underestimate my army we just may crush u
Hollister765: I’m not underestimating anybody-I checked you have 16 people and there are 24 in my army and usually someone joins every 1-2 days, so I think we are ready
March 5, 2008 at 7:30 am
and i gave u details
Hollister765: What details? The date and time of the war so everyone can show up isn’t details thats information that everyone should know
March 5, 2008 at 8:47 am
I have ACP so bring it on.
Hollister765: Sure ya do…
March 5, 2008 at 8:52 am
Im not dumb so ill put up a good fight. And plus it doesnt matter the size of an army it matters how skilled the army is
Hollister765: So you’re saying an army of one can beat an army of 20? Surrrrrre
March 5, 2008 at 7:23 pm
yah they can
Hollister765: An army of 1 cannot beat an army or 20, no matter how skilled the 1 is
March 6, 2008 at 4:09 am
Yes it depends on the skill, for example my army will probably beat ures because were more skilled
Hollister765: And how is your army more skilled? I have trained the IPA in barracks I set up. You can scroll way back on this site and find the posts about it. Have you trained your army?
March 6, 2008 at 5:57 am
Good luck
Hollister765: Good luck to you also
March 6, 2008 at 7:14 am
hey buffotis ur a jack beep
Hollister765: Don’t be mean to him from what I see its like a rivalry not really actual hating, he’s not constantly leaving spam like the NGCP leader did when we were enemies with them he would be really mean by leaving constant spam that swore allot…
(I’m not a hypocrite lol)
March 6, 2008 at 7:31 pm
That was mean markjhonny
March 8, 2008 at 4:10 am
Battle Arrangemants get ready for combat
Hollister765: I want to be at the battle but it might not be able to happen cuz I am a non-member and mammoth might be full
March 8, 2008 at 7:57 am
Well lets fight. i was late come on thats not fair?
Hollister765: Ik its kinda unfair but I did wait 15 minutes just sitting there watching ACP beat Nachos (even though I would like it to be the other way around)
March 8, 2008 at 8:07 am
Hollister i would one again like to declare war( the reson i wansn’t there is because i was ten minutes late) so u can set the time and i will tell u if that time is ok
p.s. next time ull be crushed
Hollister765: I will set the war date sometime this weekend
March 9, 2008 at 4:20 am
k ill tell u if tha date u selct is allright
see ya
Hollister765: kk
March 10, 2008 at 3:24 am
weekend’s almost ova set the time
Hollister765: ok the new battle time is
March 14
server Snowy River (Australia so it wont be full)
dojo
4:30 PST
May 19, 2008 at 7:21 pm
sorry buff
July 10, 2008 at 10:52 pm
All Are Gay
November 22, 2008 at 5:24 am
except for wtev otherwise ur right the truth