War strategies

Ok these are the IPA battle strategies. Some of these are actual United States Military battle plans and strategies.  

Our first tactic is the hit and run strategy. (actual American Revolution war strategy)First, you find some sort of barrier, or defensive wall, then you run out, from behind you barrier, and throw snowballs like crazy. Then you run back. If ordered, you will run out, and charge the enemy, and get all mixed up with them, and fight, while other penguins hit the enemy with snowballs, still from behind the barriers.   

The second tactic is a “hide and throw snowballs”This strategy is where all of our troops hide in positions around our enemy, and throw snowballs at them. Surrounding them is the crucial part of the tactic, otherwise, it won’t work that well. Sometimes, we might all come out of our positions and charge, at the same time, while watching our enemy retreat, not being able to fight us.   

The third tactic is to spread out all over the map, and whenever an enemy soldier comes into sight, we throw snowballs at him or her, and destroy them. We can only go into most of the rooms, and positions have to change every time we use this tactic, otherwise it will be really obvious where we are all hiding. The only positions that have to stay the same every time, is soldiers guarding the beach, lighthouse, and beacon. This is one I actually made myself, and I think it is the best strategy. It’s pretty much just ambushing them wherever.

The fourth tactic is to just get all mixed up with the enemy, and try to break their defenses, which then we will be able to win. This strategy is just don’t have any order or ornagization, just fight the enemy in whatever position you want!

23 Responses to “War strategies”

  1. buffonotis Says:

    You will be crushed by BVF the Blue Viking Federation
    Hollister765: That was random but we can fight. All we need is for you to declare war and its on! i don’t care what you do we can and will fight if you declare war!

  2. buffonotis Says:

    I DECLARE WAR
    Hollister765: You already said that, what server, what room and what is your site

  3. buffonotis Says:

    BRING IT ON
    Hollister765: What is your site? and what server and what room?

  4. buffonotis Says:

    HURRY UP
    Hollister765: The battle isn’t until friday, what do I have to hurry for? Its Tuesday

  5. buffonotis Says:

    Don’t underestimate my army we just may crush u
    Hollister765: I’m not underestimating anybody-I checked you have 16 people and there are 24 in my army and usually someone joins every 1-2 days, so I think we are ready

  6. buffonotis Says:

    and i gave u details
    Hollister765: What details? The date and time of the war so everyone can show up isn’t details thats information that everyone should know

  7. buffonotis Says:

    I have ACP so bring it on.
    Hollister765: Sure ya do…

  8. buffonotis Says:

    Im not dumb so ill put up a good fight. And plus it doesnt matter the size of an army it matters how skilled the army is
    Hollister765: So you’re saying an army of one can beat an army of 20? Surrrrrre

  9. buffonotis Says:

    yah they can
    Hollister765: An army of 1 cannot beat an army or 20, no matter how skilled the 1 is

  10. buffonotis Says:

    Yes it depends on the skill, for example my army will probably beat ures because were more skilled
    Hollister765: And how is your army more skilled? I have trained the IPA in barracks I set up. You can scroll way back on this site and find the posts about it. Have you trained your army?

  11. buffonotis Says:

    Good luck
    Hollister765: Good luck to you also

  12. markjonny Says:

    hey buffotis ur a jack beep
    Hollister765: Don’t be mean to him from what I see its like a rivalry not really actual hating, he’s not constantly leaving spam like the NGCP leader did when we were enemies with them he would be really mean by leaving constant spam that swore allot…
    (I’m not a hypocrite lol)

  13. buffonotis Says:

    That was mean markjhonny

  14. buffonotis Says:

    Battle Arrangemants get ready for combat
    Hollister765: I want to be at the battle but it might not be able to happen cuz I am a non-member and mammoth might be full

  15. buffonotis Says:

    Well lets fight. i was late come on thats not fair?
    Hollister765: Ik its kinda unfair but I did wait 15 minutes just sitting there watching ACP beat Nachos (even though I would like it to be the other way around)

  16. buffonotis Says:

    Hollister i would one again like to declare war( the reson i wansn’t there is because i was ten minutes late) so u can set the time and i will tell u if that time is ok

    p.s. next time ull be crushed
    Hollister765: I will set the war date sometime this weekend

  17. buffonotis Says:

    k ill tell u if tha date u selct is allright

    see ya
    Hollister765: kk

  18. buffonotis Says:

    weekend’s almost ova set the time
    Hollister765: ok the new battle time is
    March 14
    server Snowy River (Australia so it wont be full)
    dojo
    4:30 PST

  19. The Truth Says:

    All Are Gay

  20. wtev Says:

    except for wtev otherwise ur right the truth


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